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A Brief Apology

A Brief Apology

0 January 19, 2012 12:28 pm

I recently spent an hour in another man’s underwear. Telling the story of how I took a complete stranger’s briefs may help me locate the original owner and wash away the guilt I am feeling. Let me put my readers [...]

Weighty Decision

Weighty Decision

0 June 24, 2011 4:35 am

Mary Ellen casually mentioned to me the other night that I had a pathetic looking chest. While I suppose your better half is permitted to assess your upper half, I’d suggest not responding in kind. She thinks my body lacks [...]

All Puckered Out

All Puckered Out

0 December 30, 2010 6:48 am

No polling data is offered. No experts are quoted. No international study referenced. The people at Dentyne just come flat out and say it in their newest TV commercial: The average person spends 20,000 minutes in their lifetime kissing. Again, [...]

Lost in Space

Lost in Space

0 October 26, 2010 6:17 am

The party’s over. Our 30 guests have gone home, but I’m a little concerned. I can’t find the cat’s scratching post, the cordless phone that was on the living room table or my brand new bicycle helmet. Oh, and where’s [...]

My Life Saving

2 December 15, 2009 8:12 am

Would you like to save $14,450? You can, claims the Entertainment book, chock-full of good deals, brimming with coupons, awash in discounts. For a cheap person like me, it’s my savior. My wife advised me not to pay $25.00 for [...]

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